Ever since my Youtube video of my hamster bouncing on my chiseled abs went viral, Ive been looking for away to connect with my friends without dealing with the filthy peasants I used to associate with before I became a somebody! Finally, a Facebook for people who matter! Im a star now and I deserve a special Facebook where only people like Kevin Hart and Drake and that dancing Vine girl are allowed! And old Facebook is great for reminding me Im to good for it but I need to be able to share pics that my loser sister who works at planned parent hood cant see! Thank you, Facebook mentions! And can you make one that only pretty people like me can be on? I could be the spokesman. Lets work together. Food for thought, yo!